Looking for an ACTOR to perform a monologue from an original play about a woman being haunted by her period…🩸👻

Looking for an actor to perform a monologue. Vibe is DARK, FUNNY, AND RAUNCHY. It’s a SOLO performance revealing the deep truths and desires of a woman haunted by her twisted period. Actors - see full advert for details & script excerpt.

“What had happened to my body? How did my period become haunted? Why was the spirit of
my menses so evil?”

This monologue is DARK, FUNNY, AND RAUNCHY. It’s a SOLO performance revealing the deep truths and desires of a woman haunted by her twisted period… 1 page of inner monologue & some physical movement.

Actors - looking for someone confident and comfortable with period / sex content. We will not perform anything you’re uncomfortable with! See excerpt below for the tone.

This will be performed on February 4th at 8.00PM as part of the larger BATS ‘A Cauldron of Bats' showcase at Queens' Black Box.

EXCERPT EXAMPLE TO UNDERSTAND TONE:

On Monday, I woke up with an order in my knickers. A cherry red memo, signed off with an “x”
this time around: kiss your bestie’s boyfriend.

No, please no!

“Give me something else!” In the bathroom, I begged over my legs into the cottony abyss lining
my panties. “I want something else this month! Please! Please?”

No response.

I shoved a tampon up there in the hopes that this month’s order, this evil command, this
debauched decree would dissolve between the folds of the polyester bullet. I went about my day
as normal, skipping drinks with any meals so I could avoid visiting the bathroom, but it was only
a matter of time. The instructions on the tampon box loomed in front of me, blurring my vision
with the threat “six to eight hours,” or else I’d face… “toxic. shock. syndrome.”

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Contact Please email mt2029@cam.ac.uk with interest and your year before 30th Jan 2026 00:00 for more details.