If You Beat Me to Blue Diner is looking for Actors for Freshers Week (Oct.6/7) + Smörgåsbord (Oct.20) Runs!

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Hi! I’m Daisy, a second year English student at Churchill. I’m also writing the Fresher’s Musical! This little project will be my first rodeo directing, I’m super excited, and I really want *you* (yes, you reading this right now) to be involved!

"Argh! Fine! Which is more important? Your dignity, or the fate of the world?"
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"Oh, come on!"
IFBMTBD is a twenty minute long comedic show about friendship break-ups and processing them in a totally healthy way. Faye goes back in time to the night she decided to cut off her best friend to stop it from happening. She warns her past self that if she goes through with it, the world will end. Literally. However, her past self is possibly the most stubborn person on the planet, second of course only to her future self.

Please see the audition pack here

The bi-termly, electrically eclectic Smörgåsbord returns, and with it, auditions! If you are new to Cambridge theatre and would love an opportunity to test the waters, Smorgasbord is YOUR perfect opportunity to get involved in a low-stress, low-commitment acting environment.

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Contact dw709@cam.ac.uk, zl605@cam.ac.uk before 27th Sep 2026 01:00 for more details.