Secrets Every Smart Traveller Should Know

    21:30, Tue 15th – Sat 19th February 2005 at Corpus Playroom
    Lent Week 4

    CUMTS proudly presents the UK premiere of the off-Broadway smash hit musical revue SECRETS EVERY SMART TRAVELLER SHOULD KNOW

    "This is your captain speaking. We'd like to apologise for the delay in take off. The flight attendants will be serving a complimentary cocktail. And we'll be taking off just as soon as I drink it."

    SECRETS EVERY SMART TRAVELLER SHOULD KNOW is a fast-paced, furiously funny musical comedy revue for anyone who's ever travelled anywhere - and survived to tell the tale! The entire journey is planned: from booking the tickets to losing the luggage to an unexpected stop in customs, 'Secrets...' is a smart, witty cautionary tale for any holidaymaker. A smash hit Off-Broadway featuring the songs 'Ageing Planes', 'Buffet' and 'Naked in Pittsburgh', you'll be laughing and singing along all the way to the departure lounge. If you ever get there...

    Miracle Airlines - if it's a good flight, it's a Miracle!


    Miracle Airlines voice
    Captain's voice

    Production Team

    Musical Director
    Publicity & Sponsorship –
    Stage Manager & Props –
    Technician –