19:00, Tue 5th – Sat 9th May 2026 at Corpus Playroom
Easter Week 1
Things have taken a turn for the worse at the annual Presidential Election Meeting of the Winklehampton Green Combined Primary Academy Parent-Teacher Association. When notorious 'unschooler' Maude Collywobble-Pratt announces her last-minute candidacy, she shocks both her opponent, tightly-wound dictator-in-the-making Jennifer Nails, and the eager to please, slightly sinister Secretary, Fay. It won't be long before proceedings turn personal... and bloody. What lengths will they go to to stay on top? What lengths have they already gone to? Why on earth can’t we focus on the real issues, like how behind Mrs. Richards is on her marking, or the fact that Nicola keeps trying to donate her ethically-sourced cat whisker jewellery as a prize for the tombola at the winter bazaar? In this silly, interactive black comedy, the audience join the highly passionate PTA of this Surrey primary school, and decide the election (and the fates of those involved) for themselves.