By Hannah Brecher

19:00, Tue 7th – Sat 11th May 2024 at Corpus Playroom
11:40, Fri 2nd – Sat 24th August 2024 at TheSpace @ Surgeon's Hall, Edinburgh Festival Fringe
Easter Week 2 to Summer Vacation

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Infrequent drug misuse, moderate bad language, moderate violence and death (justified by comedic context) and moderate threat [discussed non-consensual touching], Barash freaks out when he hears pig sounds

Before there were knights, there were idiots who thought swinging a sword and being a hero were pretty much interchangeable.

In this original quirky comedy, a group of medieval squires, led by dreamer Lance, grapple with the realities of their lowly existence. When a new squire, Phil, arrives, the group's mundane lives take an unexpected turn. Little do they know that Phil is short for Philippa, and she is running from a past that just might catch up to her.

While Phil tries to hide her identity from what is rapidly becoming the world’s most awkward love triangle, the squires get to work training for an upcoming tournament and engage in the classic debate of magic v. science. A series of disparate events, including inventing the concept of gravity (suck it da Vinci), spirals into a murder that demands an elaborate cover-up.

We are looking for a hilarious and formidable cast and crew for our Corpus run before heading to Fringe. If you are interested in being a part of our company for Cambridge, Edinburgh or both, please apply!

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Otto, Anaphylaxis
Tiffany, Plague Cart Man, Town Crier

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