and Phonofiddle present...

    Garry Bonds' Balanced Breakfasts
    By Rishi Sharma

    19:00, Tue 3rd – Sat 7th May 2022 at Corpus Playroom
    Easter Week 1

    Content warning (may contain spoilers) Click to expandClick to close
    Death and/or dying
    Excessive or gratuitous violence
    Discussion of terminal illness

    “What if I said you could go back in time. For just one hour. And change the course of your life, forever...”

    Mild-mannered Ned Burger is 57 years old, happily married and runs a sandwich shop in San Francisco. However, he’s still got a chip on his shoulder from his high school rivalry with world-famous baseball player Garry Bonds. Following a visit from the ghost of baseball legend Lou Gehrig, Ned is given a unique opportunity: to go back in time to his high school days and show Garry who he is, once and for all…

    This original comedy-drama by Rishi Sharma asks a fundamental question: what will you sacrifice to be the best? The play is equal parts hilarious and heartbreaking, and, most importantly, requires no knowledge of baseball, its rules or its history.


    Garry Bonds, Babe Ruth, Jon, Coach Robertson
    Skyler, Pauline
    Lou Gehrig
    Ned Burger
    Nancy Bea Hefley, Sports Commentator
    Flashback Ned


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